I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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