Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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