Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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