Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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