Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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