I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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