Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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