So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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