Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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