The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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