Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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