Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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