Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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