i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
50% drunk capacity currently
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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