Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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