he shaved USA in his pubs
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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