i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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