let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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