I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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