like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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