thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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