My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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