Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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