Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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