i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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