Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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