Need sex. Gaining weight.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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