it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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