The maid of honor just puked.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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