how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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