So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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