I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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