Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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