Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Randomize
