I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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