i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
