big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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