don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i believe in u and ur pee
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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