Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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