i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
my poor anus
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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