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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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