Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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