He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My penis needs a shock collar
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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