just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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