I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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