so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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