He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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