Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my being single is dangerous.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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