out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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