Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
